02.28.06

Today, I nearly burnt my house down…

Posted in Funny!, Life, University at 12:43 am by Carly

Today I am in a lecture, crapping myself as I have to give a presentation at the end.

It’s all quiet and everyone is collecting handouts.

The boy next to me eats a bite of his sandwitch… I think (I want a sandwitch, All I’ve had to eat today was a bowl of oat-so-simple, and those sausages…)

Immediatly, I stand up, in the middle of the lecture and shout at the top of my voice, all frantically:

“SHIT, I DIDN’T EAT MY SAUSAGES, I’VE LEFT THEM IN THE OVEN!!!!!!!”

everyone looks at me like I’m mad… So I say (in my defense) “I was cooking them really slowly as they were frozen, on a low heat, but I put them in before neighbours – so it was like 4 hours ago!!! My house might of burnt down….”

Everyone is staring at me, so I say to my lecturer – “shit, I might have to go home if there’s nobody in – excuse me for one minute I need to make a phonecall.”

I phone my next-door neighbour, who thankfully is in, has a key and who turns the oven off for me, sausges burnt to a crisp and black as the ace of spades.

I get back to the lecture and explain that everything is ok now, and that if it wasn’t for the boys sandwitch I would never have remembered….!

BUT! Then just before my presentation, the boy next to me writes on a piece of paper:

“Beijing Conference………..Boring.
Simon Sweeny………………Really Boring.
Presentations………………..Really Really Boring.
SHIT, I’VE LEFT MY SAUSAGES IN THE OVEN…….PRICELESS!”

I couldn’t stop laughing so much, I had to put the book in front of my face and pretend I was reading the sections through the presentation…..Oh dear….

Then I thought to myself….

“did I really say shit in the lecture hall, in front of 20ish people, in front of my university lecturer?”

Oh god….

02.26.06

Today, I got a little bit drunk by accident…

Posted in Boy troubles..., Life, My Website - company, Work at 10:36 pm by Carly

I was rather dragged into town today to watch the final of the carling cup… (for girls, who like me, have no interest in sport that is something to do with football, anyway.) Manchester United won, so at least the boyfriend is happy, as he is a Man U supporter. Myself? I don’t really give a shit.

So, I ended up drinking 2 pints, then drinking 5 cocktails in the bar my boyfriend works in. I’m at home, and onto the cans now, and have ended up moderatly drunk. Whilst trying to maintain that I am sober I have ended up entertaining my housemates by falling over and talking crap!

Also, I’m a little pissed off tonight, as I am really desperate for a supervisors job at work, I am already doing the work of a supervisor half the time, as there is often not one on during my shift. The course I may do next year involves a post graduate course in hospitality management, and I figure I’d need a course like this to own my own bar at some point. To ge t on the course, you need to have worked as a team leader or supervisor. So you can see why I want the job. Anyway, the boys at work are all sniggery, and like “well *** has the job anyway so I wouldn’t even bother.” Whilst the girls are telling me to go for it!?!?!!!! Whaaat?!
In better news, Looks like I may be payed some $$$ for designing a website for a band that wants signing. I may be doing some designing for others too. Yay! I am happy to build my portfolio. But I am unhappy that many people I speak to offline don’t think I might be good enough to design something suitable. I can use paint shop pro efficiantly, I can code in xhtml strict, use php and valid css, so why not?

I’m quite sad too, as the boy is away now for 6 days. I’m going to miss him soooooooooooooooooooo much.
:-(

Today, I got a new blog…

Posted in Internet, My Website - company, Sway Forum at 2:59 am by Carly

Hello all… I’m posting here for you all to get to know me a little better. Hopefully one day, I’ll have as many people read my blog, as the amount of blogs I read. It’s time I get out of the shadows and start opening up for your delight.

Currently, I’m undertaking some work for a nice lad called Thomas, I met him on Sway Forum, I’ve been designing him a website. I’m pretty happy with it so far, but I am open to ideas about bits and bobs that will need changing. Please leave me your opinion. The layout is here at the moment: http://twisted-solutions.co.uk/Thomas.

I’m going to register my brother a .co.uk website soon and host it for him. He also wants me to design it. I’m pretty brave as I think he always hates my designs… He’s in love with the other design I made for Thomas though. (http://twisted-solutions.co.uk/thomas) I’m going to edit it for him, and add in some pictures. :-)

I think i’ll add wordpress on for him too. I think he’d like that.

Anyway, it’s 3am and i’m off to bed. Goodnight, sweetdreams.